This hoodie guarantees a 50% success rate to pick up girls on your bike and a 100% success rate to have people ask you "why on earth would you ever purchase something so odd?" At the end of the day... It doesn't matter what they think, because you have a skinny penis and you are wearing this hoodie with pride.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
